Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
if you tell a girl to make you a sandwich, you deserve to be thinly sliced and put between bread slices, accompanied by mustard and lettuce and perhaps cheese, maybe with a nice side of chips or apple slices, then wrapped up and put in the fridge for lunch tomorrow. you are a very tasty sandwich. you taste of defeated sexism. yum yum sammich
If someone tells you to smile, just stare at them. Complete dead face, soulless stare right into their eyes. Repeat until person becomes uncomfortable enough to leave.
Dear Canada, stop selling us and our environment out to the United States. We’re getting the environmental losses and their getting all the oil. Stop
I love when people from the fandom wears all black and wear black make up so people in bus think they listen to punk rock but in reallity it’s like na na na then it’s like yeah yeah yeah
I loved the movie, but I feel like those who didn’t read the Great Gatsby novel missed out on some of the experience. Favourite book
sometimes I can’t tell the difference between perfume ads and the beginning of porn videos tbh
Wolf of Wall Street, the movie that Leonardo DiCaprio should have won an Oscar for? It’s a piece of shit misogynistic bullshit of a movie and it was damn fucking good that it won no Oscars.