Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting
“Your husband’s on tv”
“that show that made you cry”
“That show where the main character died”
That one with the really hot British actor.
“I found that body you hid”
i was not expecting this
You should have.
- Me: FRICK YES I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO CARRY ALL THIS LAUNDRY IN ONE GO
- That one sock: lol bye
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid
WHAT THE FUCK
First tattoo consultation next week :) getting my first this summer!